Spider-Man has gotten up to quite a lot in the past 60 years, and we're always discovering new, bonkers comic storylines we've never read before. Apparently, Spider-Man's villains haven't always been doctor octopuses or green goblins. Sometimes they've been the very concept of good taste and healthy sensuality. We dig into a few storylines way too strange and hot to ever make an appearance in a Disney-branded MCU film (or, also, a Sony movie, presumably). This is CanonBall.<br /><br />Catch up on other new series like:<br /><br />YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: https://youtu.be/mjWqtWntljg<br />WE REMADE TENET FOR $20: https://youtu.be/drBXMWZqlN0<br />CRACKED DEBATE: https://youtu.be/tsKuL357KB4<br />MOVIE MATH: https://youtu.be/Sh_r2y_DxFM<br />WAIT A MINUTE… WHAT?: https://youtu.be/xadKIhnwNMs<br /><br />New videos every Friday at 3PM EST!<br /><br />Written and Edited by: Jesse Eisemann<br /><br />One entry inspired by the article: https://www.cracked.com/article_27309_5-insane-ways-superheroes-were-changed-in-other-countries.html<br /><br />00:00 - Intro<br />01:00 - The Green Goblin Boinked Gwen Stacy<br />02:17 - Aunt May Is Secretly Peter's Mother<br />03:50 - Peter Parker Was Groped As A Kid<br />05:40 - Gwen Stacy's Butt Was Much Bigger In Mexico<br />07:01 - Peter Killed Mary Jane With His Radioactive, Uh, Love Juice<br />08:17 - Meet The Man Behind The Curtain<br /><br />#spiderman #cracked #bustyauntmay